Six months of Kinja: A photo essay.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
12/03/2014 at 19:40 • Filed to: Kinja'd

Hello, and welcome. I am Jkm7680, Your host.

You have come here for a reason; You are to embark on a journey. A journey of time, trial and error, followed by error, followed by slightly worse and more intense error. But that's beside the point.

Six months-ish have passed, and I've documented my journeys through Kinja. Some of these intense, shocking and beautiful moments have been documented through Screen Grab, but unfortunately some of these errors got away. I've chosen my four favorites to document in this captivating essay!

1. We start here, with this very unique alphanumerical trainwreck. Wow! It's amazing when caught in it's natural habitat isn't it!

Indeed, Indeed. That was amazing, I took the liberty of translating it into Olde English, where the true meaning can be extracted of the strange cryptic message called the "Internal Service Error."

2. Ah, Now Kinja. Why must you play these silly games? What is this sorcery? WAIT, Now what's this? One full day, Oppo free. You could say I'm clean. Freed of addiction. For that particular day. I quickly became impatient, Visited every hour, in a mindbogglingly confusing state of "Shouldn't I have better stuff to be doing with my day."

Well, Well, I seem to have caught Kinja in the wild again. I've too translated this message. Amazing how it all comes together once it's translated!

3. Oooohh, Exquisite. A solid black bar, telling us patrons that Oppo is powered by Kinja!

For this fine specimen, I decided to translate it for the common man.

And there you have it. After observing Kinja in every aspect from feeding patterns, to the Gods. Hope you enjoyed my findings!

Also keep note that while trying to post this, it became Kinja'd. (Referring to the images and text not alligning properly)

DISCUSSION (20)

RallyWrench > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 19:45

" Also keep note that while trying to post this, it became Kinja'd. "

Oh no... our worst fears, come to pass... it... it's... become self aware!

Milky > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 19:45

This seems like an appropriate place for this comment: Also fuck Gawker for taking away pictures #RapeGifGate.

jkm7680 > RallyWrench
12/03/2014 at 19:48

It's that thing at the very bottom where the text kinda "wraps" the images. I've always had problems with text and images not getting along.

I literally had like five posts that I didn't even bother with taking out of drafts because the damn text and images wouldn't behave.

RallyWrench > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 19:52

Yep. It's also been doubling images, and reloading back to the top of the post being commented on once I select a photo, so I have to scroll though however many posts to get back to mine.

jkm7680 > RallyWrench
12/03/2014 at 19:54

Yup, It seems that other people are managing to get around the image uploading problems, but I can't really find a way to avoid it. I had to re-space the images while in drafts several times, and it still didn't fix it. I haz a confuse.

Nibbles > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 20:02

I should take time to note what my Oppo Live tile is (and always will be)

or I would if the new editor worked. Hint: Kinja 500

jkm7680 > Nibbles
12/03/2014 at 20:04

Wat is your live tile?

For Sweden > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 20:05

#GOAT

jkm7680 > For Sweden
12/03/2014 at 20:05

LET'S SACRIFICE ONE! For Kinja of course.

Nibbles > jkm7680
12/03/2014 at 20:06

I can't show you because the upload image icon is past my viewing space. Tapping the arrow just takes me to the top of the page. Fucking Kinja. It's the Kinja 503/ Server Unavailable page, just so perfectly formatted that the icon and error are front and center

jkm7680 > Nibbles
12/03/2014 at 20:08

Wow, That's amazing.

I've got Windows 8 on my Toshitba Shitelite, I might have to try and pull that.